GMA's Debts v.1
No doubt, the impeachment case is dead. But it was not won through the strength of reason but through the force of numbers. To bastardize Scriptures: “Not by right but by might”, says JDV.
So, let us engage in satire and see who are going to call on the president to demand their debts be paid and in what form, to wit:
1. FVR – Charter Change and memorialize me as the father of the Sixth Republic; How about Puppet Master or Darth Sidious?
2. JDV - Charter Change and make me Prime Minister (PM). Finally! After so many long ears of waiting!
3. Erap – bail me out or let me live my heart in San Juan. My knees are killing me just to go to the outhouse;
4. Imelda – let Andy have his place among heroes. The electric rates in the mausoleum are staggering;
5. Chavit – Jueteng to spread my bets again; and again; and again;
6. Edcel Lagman – Deputy PM for I was the legal wind beneath your wings;
7. Boy Nograles – Deputy PM for I kept the party mates in line;
8. Luis Villafuerte – Deputy PM for I made myself a fool for you and brought levity to the House;
9. Couples for Christ – The new DSWD – for not coming out in force;
10. Ateneo – GMA’s presidential library and papers - for not coming out in force;
11. Mike Velarde – the new Grigori Rasputin - for not coming out in force;
12. Marcoleta – a franchise of Ricky Reyes’ hair salon – Ang sop! Ang ganda!; and
13. Garci – Hello M’am, hello! May I go out now?
(Feel free to add to the list because according to Congressman Teddy “Boy” Locsin, they have yet to determine the provenance of these tales)
So, let us engage in satire and see who are going to call on the president to demand their debts be paid and in what form, to wit:
1. FVR – Charter Change and memorialize me as the father of the Sixth Republic; How about Puppet Master or Darth Sidious?
2. JDV - Charter Change and make me Prime Minister (PM). Finally! After so many long ears of waiting!
3. Erap – bail me out or let me live my heart in San Juan. My knees are killing me just to go to the outhouse;
4. Imelda – let Andy have his place among heroes. The electric rates in the mausoleum are staggering;
5. Chavit – Jueteng to spread my bets again; and again; and again;
6. Edcel Lagman – Deputy PM for I was the legal wind beneath your wings;
7. Boy Nograles – Deputy PM for I kept the party mates in line;
8. Luis Villafuerte – Deputy PM for I made myself a fool for you and brought levity to the House;
9. Couples for Christ – The new DSWD – for not coming out in force;
10. Ateneo – GMA’s presidential library and papers - for not coming out in force;
11. Mike Velarde – the new Grigori Rasputin - for not coming out in force;
12. Marcoleta – a franchise of Ricky Reyes’ hair salon – Ang sop! Ang ganda!; and
13. Garci – Hello M’am, hello! May I go out now?
(Feel free to add to the list because according to Congressman Teddy “Boy” Locsin, they have yet to determine the provenance of these tales)
posted by Edwin Lacierda | 11:24 PM
3 Comments:
He he he. Why do most of the lawyers have creative minds (Lozano definitely NOT INCLUDED, for obvious reasons).
Eraño Manalo replaces Cardinal Sin as the new "eminence gris" for urging Congressmen to vote down impeachment.
Jolina Magdangal will replace Juan de la Cruz as the symbol of the nation.
Joe de Venecia will head the Freedom from Debt Coalition for championing debt-for-equity (not impeachment-related but relevant, nonetheless).
Joseph Estrada wins another FAMAS award for pretending to be clueless about any deals.
Imee Marcos replaces Kris Aquino as emcee of "Game Ka Na Ba?".
Danding Cojuangco is awarded San Miguel Corp. in perpuity for reining in his troops.
well, the opposition lawyers don't seem to have very creative minds. their amended complaint was a mere hodge-podge of accusations intended to attract the signatures of different individuals/groups with different agenda.
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