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Friday, November 25, 2005

The Abominable Garci

The Philippines has just made it to Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!

If the Himalayas have the Yeti, Scotland, her Loch Ness Monster, and the Rockies, their Bigfoot, the Philippines have Abominable Garci!

He has been sighted in almost all the nooks and crannies of the Island of Mindanao. Unlike the Paleolithic creatures which are known to chew foliage and devour carcasses, this Garci has been known to forage among Japanese restaurants and feast on sushi and sashimi. Last we heard, he is in General Santos feasting on tuna and mackerel, fresh catches from the recesses of the Mindanao Sea.

For those looking for him, he is not bushy like the Yeti, no long neck like Nessie and not as dark skinned as the Bigfoot. He has a signature shiny pate - so make sure you wear Rayban or Oakley or any sunglass with UV protection. He is fond of wearing bush jackets but for purposes of anonymity and camouflage, he is now a Muslim fashionista.

Expect him to surreptitiously appear in Tim Yap’s juvenile parties or Maurice Arcache’s social climbing fetés.


Blogger Den Salvacion said...

Isn't it great news for all of us? But I doubt it is with opposition members. Let the chips fall where it should. Perhaps our Honorable Senators can think of something to legislate about making it unlawful for candidates to call a Comelec official or something to that effect. This way no one will ever be calling such officials. They no longer have an excuse that it's not illegal.

What I agree on what other people are suggesting is for the opposition to play the uncut version of the mother of all tapes (the original one) before calling Garci's presence.

Everything must be revealed this time. Who were all those callers among our senators and congressmen who called Garci? Let Garci reveal all the answers and the whole story. Not just those that the opposition wants us to hear.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Rizalist said...

Ha he hi ho hu! Boy you're starting to enjoy yourself at this aren't Your Honor! Excellent! Excellent! Bravo.

But look out, brace for collision at the Supreme Court this coming week. That Tamondong's got to be the Abominable Attorney. Hope you're all up on Bartnicki vs. Vopper?

10:26 PM  
Blogger Budz Ramirez said...


other than that, our legislators should also focus on what they are already supposed to be doing and paying attention to. what happened to the 2006 budget? the anti-terror laws?

3:52 PM  
Blogger goddess_of_the_chase said...

The opposition lawmakers are relying on Garci to do their homework for them. Busy kasi pa-cute sa media.

7:14 PM  

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