The Abominable Garci
The Philippines has just made it to Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!
If the Himalayas have the Yeti, Scotland, her Loch Ness Monster, and the Rockies, their Bigfoot, the Philippines have Abominable Garci!
He has been sighted in almost all the nooks and crannies of the Island of Mindanao. Unlike the Paleolithic creatures which are known to chew foliage and devour carcasses, this Garci has been known to forage among Japanese restaurants and feast on sushi and sashimi. Last we heard, he is in General Santos feasting on tuna and mackerel, fresh catches from the recesses of the Mindanao Sea.
For those looking for him, he is not bushy like the Yeti, no long neck like Nessie and not as dark skinned as the Bigfoot. He has a signature shiny pate - so make sure you wear Rayban or Oakley or any sunglass with UV protection. He is fond of wearing bush jackets but for purposes of anonymity and camouflage, he is now a Muslim fashionista.
Expect him to surreptitiously appear in Tim Yap’s juvenile parties or Maurice Arcache’s social climbing fetés.
If the Himalayas have the Yeti, Scotland, her Loch Ness Monster, and the Rockies, their Bigfoot, the Philippines have Abominable Garci!
He has been sighted in almost all the nooks and crannies of the Island of Mindanao. Unlike the Paleolithic creatures which are known to chew foliage and devour carcasses, this Garci has been known to forage among Japanese restaurants and feast on sushi and sashimi. Last we heard, he is in General Santos feasting on tuna and mackerel, fresh catches from the recesses of the Mindanao Sea.
For those looking for him, he is not bushy like the Yeti, no long neck like Nessie and not as dark skinned as the Bigfoot. He has a signature shiny pate - so make sure you wear Rayban or Oakley or any sunglass with UV protection. He is fond of wearing bush jackets but for purposes of anonymity and camouflage, he is now a Muslim fashionista.
Expect him to surreptitiously appear in Tim Yap’s juvenile parties or Maurice Arcache’s social climbing fetés.
posted by Edwin Lacierda | 10:33 AM
1 Comments:
Ha he hi ho hu! Boy you're starting to enjoy yourself at this aren't Your Honor! Excellent! Excellent! Bravo.
But look out, brace for collision at the Supreme Court this coming week. That Tamondong's got to be the Abominable Attorney. Hope you're all up on Bartnicki vs. Vopper?
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